That reminds me of a conversation I overheard on a bus where a little five year old asked his granny why the bus was taking such a f...... long time to get there. Ha, ha.
At a very tender age I was heard to ask my father what 'Bugroff' meant.Brocol.
Man. I was so sheltered that it was sixth grade before I ran into the word "shit" and I thought the kids in class made it up.