I don't even WANT any! Your lady's expression mirrors mine when people write and say they want to be my 'friend'. I've only had three real friends in my whole life!
I worked with her once. She was a real bitch, so don't ask me. I don't think anybody on Facebook is real. My mother just had a friend request from somebody from Turkey. I told her that if she was looking for love in all the wrong places, Zoltan was probably her man. She has, interestingly, declined his overtures.
I think you are a little unkind about Mavis,she does after all put food out for stray cats.