Nice one. I don'y know about you but I don't think I have ever received a bonus in my life and I fail to understand why these days enormous bonuses are seen as such essential parts of a remuneration package.
I used to get bonuses when I was a newsreel dispatch rider in the sixties for getting films to places at naughty speeds.Not quite up to banker standards,usually £20.
Sadly bonuses are used as bait to attract the clever but greedy. They get bigger and bigger like rolling a snowball. Ridiculous! I'll have it stopped when I'm King